A scene from Spaceballs 1987
Lone Starr

Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time. (Thinks about what he has just said, then nods in approval.)

Dark Helmet

Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.

Lone Starr

What?

Dark Helmet

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. [1]

Lone Starr

What's that make us?

Dark Helmet

Absolutely nothing-—which is what you are about to become.

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