I don't know. They must have hyperjets on that thing!
And what have we got on this thing, a Cuisinart?!
No, sir!
Well find them, catch them!
Yes sir! Prepare ship for light speed!
No-no-no, light speed is too slow!
Light speed too slow?
Yes, we'll have to go right to...ludicrous speed!
[The entire crew gasps.]
Ludicrous speed?! Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it!
What's the matter Colonel Sandurz... chicken?
[stuttering]
Prepare ship--prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall! Cancel the three ring circus! Secure all animals in the zoo...
Give me that, you petty excuse for an officer! Now hear this! Ludicrous speed!
Sir, hadn't you better buckle up?
Aw, buckle this! Ludicrous speed! Go!!
