Dark Helmet
Never mind, I'll do it myself.
Colonel Sandurz
Very good sir.
Dark Helmet
What's the matter with this thing? What's all this churning and bubbling, you call that a radar screen?
Colonel Sandurz
No sir, we call it 'Mr. Coffee'. Care for some?
Colonel Sandurz
Of course, I do.
Dark Helmet
Everybody knows that!
Crewmen
[covering their crotches]
Of course, we do, sir!
Dark Helmet
Now that I have my coffee, I'm ready to watch radar. Where is it?
Colonel Sandurz
Right here.
[Gestures to a screen labeled "Mr. Radar"]

