Dark Helmet
Fire a warning shot across her nose.
Dark Helmet
[Warning shot almost hits Vespa's Benz]
Careful, you idiot, I said across her nose, not up it.
Crosseyed Gunner
Sorry, sir, I'm doing my best.
Dark Helmet
Who made that man a gunner?
Crosseyed Major
I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet
Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz
He's an Asshole, sir.
Dark Helmet
I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz
That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
Dark Helmet
And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz
He's an asshole too, sir. Gunner's mate, First Class, Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet
How many assholes have we got on this ship, anyhow?
Entire Bridge Crew
[The entire bridge crew, except for one person, stands up and raises a hand.]
Yo!
Dark Helmet
I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! [Closes helmet] Keep firing, assholes!
