A scene from Spaceballs 1987
Dark Helmet

No! We can't go in there! Yogurt has the Schwartz! It's far too powerful!

Sandurz

But sir, what about your ring? Don't you have the Schwartz, too?

Dark Helmet

Naw, he got the upside, I got the downside. See, there's two sides to every Schwartz.

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