Colonel Sandurz
We're approaching Planet Druidia, sir.
Dark Helmet
Good. I'll call Spaceball City and notify President Skroob immediately.
Rico
I already called him, sir. He knows everything.
Dark Helmet
What? You went over my helmet?
Rico
Well, not exactly over it, sir. More on the side. I'll always call you first. It'll never happen again. Never, ever!
Rico
[Dark Helmet puts on Schwartz ring]
Oh shit! Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, no, no, no! Not that!
Dark Helmet
Yes, that. [fires a blast from his ring that hits Rico's crotch, causing him extreme pain]
