A scene from Spaceballs 1987
Man 1 in diner

So, we were lost, none of us knew where we were. And then Harry began feeling around on all the trees, and then he said, "I got it. We on Pluto." And we said, "Harry, how can you tell?" He said, "From the bark, you dummies!" [laughs] From the bark!

Woman in diner

[Kane from the film "Alien" convulses]

Is he all right?

Man 1 in Diner

Yeah, yeah, this guy digs me. Hey, what's wrong with this guy?

Man 2 in Diner

I don't know! Bring him some water!

Man 1 in Diner

Water, my ass! Bring this guy some Pepto-Bismol!

Barf

[Kane starts groaning in pain]

Waitress! Waitress! What did he order?

Waitress

Oh, he had the special.

Barf

The s-[realizing] That's what I ordered! Change my order to the soup!

Lone Starr

Good move.

Kane

[Kane continues groaning in pain until a Chestburster emerges] [in horror]

Oh, no! Not again! [dies]

Chestburster

[The Chestburster dons a straw hat and begins dancing his way out of the diner] [Singing]

Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my rag-time gal! Send me a kiss by wire; baby, my heart's on fire! If you refuse me, honey, you'll lose me! Then you'll be left alone oh, baby, telephone, and tell me I'm your own! [walks out the door](Note this dance number/song is a spoof from 1955 classic cartoon One Froggy Evening/song is Hello! Ma Baby 1914 song

Lone Star and Barf

Check, please!

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