So, we were lost, none of us knew where we were. And then Harry began feeling around on all the trees, and then he said, "I got it. We on Pluto." And we said, "Harry, how can you tell?" He said, "From the bark, you dummies!" [laughs] From the bark!
[Kane from the film "Alien" convulses]
Is he all right?
Yeah, yeah, this guy digs me. Hey, what's wrong with this guy?
I don't know! Bring him some water!
Water, my ass! Bring this guy some Pepto-Bismol!
Oh, he had the special.
The s-[realizing] That's what I ordered! Change my order to the soup!
Good move.
[Kane continues groaning in pain until a Chestburster emerges] [in horror]
Oh, no! Not again! [dies]
[The Chestburster dons a straw hat and begins dancing his way out of the diner] [Singing]
Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my rag-time gal! Send me a kiss by wire; baby, my heart's on fire! If you refuse me, honey, you'll lose me! Then you'll be left alone oh, baby, telephone, and tell me I'm your own! [walks out the door](Note this dance number/song is a spoof from 1955 classic cartoon One Froggy Evening/song is Hello! Ma Baby 1914 song
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