“All right, you turds, listen up! Your moms are away at a meeting, so...” – Shelly, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut ... Movie Quotes Database

Shelly

All right, you turds, listen up! Your moms are away at a meeting, so they put me in charge of you. But you're still grounded, so you're not allowed to have any fun. Any questions?

Stan

Shelly, where's the clitoris?

Shelly

[Shelly picks up a chair and hits Stan over the head with it, outraged about what he just said]

Now you all just sit there and keep your mouths shut while I go listen to my Britney Spears records. [opens & closes the door]

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