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Canadian Ambassador: As the Canadian Ambassador, I hereby condemn the actions taken by America in apprehending Terrance and Phillip. As you can see from this graph, [shows a pie graph in which Terrance and Phillip have been allotted almost half] the entire economy of Canada relies on Terrance and Phillip. Without them, we are doomed to recession!
Head of the UN: What say you, Mr. American Ambassador?
American Ambassador: [he stands up and straightens his tie, and flips the Canadian ambassador off] **** Canada!
Canadian Ambassador: [responds with left fist in right elbow, and upraised right forearm] Hey, **** you, buddy!
American Ambassador: Terrance and Phillip will not be released, they are going to be put on trial for corrupting America's youth. We don't know what all the fuss is about.
Canadian Ambassador: The fuss is aboot taking our citizens! It's aboot not censoring our art! It's aboot-- [the American delegation begins to crack up] It's aboot-- [he scans the room] What's so Goddamn funny?!
American Ambassador: [recovering] N-nothing, nothing. Uh, could you tell us again what your argument is all about?
Minster: This is not aboot diplomacy, this is aboot dignity. [the American delegates chuckle] This is aboot respect. This is about realizing that humor is-- [the American delegation cracks up again]
Canadian Ambassador: You guys are dicks! Release Terrance and Phillip, or we'll give you something to cry aboot! [the American delegates are laughing so hard they begin falling off their chairs]
American Delegate: Stop! Stop! [falls down]
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