[to Mark, telling him to settle with the Winkelvoss twins for $65 million]
Pay them. In the scheme of things, it's a speeding ticket.
Mark Zuckerberg
Jesse Eisenberg · 13 quotes
Eduardo Saverin
Andrew Garfield · 6 quotes
Sean Parker
Justin Timberlake · 6 quotes
Marylin Delpy
Rashida Jones · 4 quotes
Erica Albright
Rooney Mara · 3 quotes
Gretchen
Denise Grayson · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Mark Zuckerberg & Eduardo Saverin (5), Mark Zuckerberg & Sean Parker (2), Mark Zuckerberg & Marylin Delpy (2)
The Social Network quotes
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You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole.
A guy who makes a nice chair doesn't owe money to everyone who has ever built a chair.
A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? A billion dollars.
A Stanford MBA named Roy Raymond wants to buy his wife some lingerie, but he's too embarrassed to shop for it at a department store. He comes up with an idea for a high end place that doesn't make you feel like a pervert. He gets a $40,000 bank loan, borrows another $40,000 from his in-laws, opens a store, and calls it Victoria's Secret. Makes a half million dollars his first year. He starts a catalog, opens three more stores, and after five years, he sells the company to Leslie Wexner and the Limited for four million dollars. Happy ending, right? Except two years later, the company's worth 500 million dollars, and Roy Raymond jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge. Poor guy just wanted to buy his wife a pair of thigh highs.
Erica Albright's a bitch. Do you think that's because her family changed their name from Albrecht, or do you think that's because all BU girls are bitches? For the record, she may look like a 34C, but she's getting all kinds of help from our friends at Victoria's Secret. She's a 34B as in barely anything there. False Advertising.
The internet isn't written in pencil, Mark. It's written in ink.
You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.
You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be.