A scene from Snatch 2000
Turkish

Well, do you want to do it?

Mickey

That depends.

Turkish

On what?

Mickey

On you buying this caravan. Ah, not the rouge one, the rose.

Turkish

It's not the same caravan.

Mickey

It's not the same fight.

Turkish

It's twice the **** size of the last one.

Mickey

The fight is twice the size. And me ma still needs a caravan. I like to look after me ma. It's a fair deal. Take it.

Turkish

Mickey, you're lucky we aren't worm food after your last performance. Buying a tart's mobile palace is a little **** rich.

Turkish

[Realizes his mistake as the gypsies stare threateningly at him]

I wasn't calling your mum a tart. I just meant...

Mickey

Save your breath for cooling your porridge. Hey, look... [incoherently] Ah - deh sah-sez-fren-forcher, and dah scar-her-cushons, wit dah matsen-seck-way-Core-Ver.

Mickey

[Turkish and Tommy look at each other with confusion]

Right. And she's terribly partial to the periwinkle blue. Have I made myself clear, lads?

Turkish

Yeah, that's perfectly clear, Mickey, yeah. Just give me one minute to confer with my colleague.

Turkish

[Turns to Tommy]

Did you understand a single word of what he just said?

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