Small Soldiers quotes

104 total quotes

Alan Abernathy
Archer
Brick Bazooka
Butch Meathook
Christy
Gwendy Doll
Insaniac
Joe

Kip Killigan
Link Static
Major Chip Hazard
Multiple Characters
Nick Nitro
Phil Fimple
Slamfist
Stuart Abernathy

View Quote Dibs on the chainsaw.

View Quote If you can't accessorize, pulverize!

View Quote Criminy!

View Quote Three words, folk! Pu-ber-ty!

View Quote [pointing missile at Alan] Ain't war hell?

View Quote Watch out! She's got a baton! It's a Bataan death march!

View Quote That haircut was so 5 minutes ago!

View Quote Stuart: But what kind of moron would put military technology in toys?
Irwin: That would be "Gizmo" over here. [pointing at Larry]

View Quote [chuckling] It's alive! It's alive!

View Quote It's a small world after all.

View Quote Stuart: Alright. Suitcase. Briefcase. Keys...hey, where're my keys?
Irene: Right where you left them.
Stuart: Oh, and where did I leave them? [Irene takes the keys out of Stuart's pocket] What's wrong with me?

View Quote He went to a seminar, "How to make a success of your small business", my suggestion is to torch the place.

View Quote [Pulling a toy knife from his thigh] They're wires and metal. The same as yours.

View Quote [to Archer] Hide and lose? That's a great option.

View Quote Hot pursuit!