Small Soldiers quotes
104 total quotesKip Killigan
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Major Chip Hazard
Multiple Characters
Nick Nitro
Phil Fimple
Slamfist
Stuart Abernathy
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Aw-man. I hate babysitting.
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An officer and a gentleman does not strike a lady!
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[being put into the sink razor] Surrender or DIIIIIEEEEEEEE!
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Criminy!
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Stuart: But what kind of moron would put military technology in toys?
Irwin: That would be "Gizmo" over here. [pointing at Larry]
Irwin: That would be "Gizmo" over here. [pointing at Larry]
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Expect no mercy.
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Hot pursuit!
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[pointing missile at Alan] Ain't war hell?
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[chuckling] It's alive! It's alive!
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Stuart: Alright. Suitcase. Briefcase. Keys...hey, where're my keys?
Irene: Right where you left them.
Stuart: Oh, and where did I leave them? [Irene takes the keys out of Stuart's pocket] What's wrong with me?
Irene: Right where you left them.
Stuart: Oh, and where did I leave them? [Irene takes the keys out of Stuart's pocket] What's wrong with me?
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Alan. We must find the-[muffled by Alan, covering Archer's face with a toy hat]-Gorgonites!
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[Pulling a toy knife from his thigh] They're wires and metal. The same as yours.
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[looking at the Gwendy dolls] Hello, dolly! [whistle]
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[to Archer] Hide and lose? That's a great option.
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He went to a seminar, "How to make a success of your small business", my suggestion is to torch the place.