Small Soldiers quotes

104 total quotes

Alan Abernathy
Archer
Brick Bazooka
Butch Meathook
Christy
Gwendy Doll
Insaniac
Joe

Kip Killigan
Link Static
Major Chip Hazard
Multiple Characters
Nick Nitro
Phil Fimple
Slamfist
Stuart Abernathy

View Quote Expect no mercy.

View Quote [chuckling] It's alive! It's alive!

View Quote I don't think we killed him enough.

View Quote That haircut was so 5 minutes ago!

View Quote [pointing missile at Alan] Ain't war hell?

View Quote Watch out! She's got a baton! It's a Bataan death march!

View Quote Three words, folk! Pu-ber-ty!

View Quote [looking at the Gwendy dolls] Hello, dolly! [whistle]

View Quote Hot pursuit!

View Quote Stuart: But what kind of moron would put military technology in toys?
Irwin: That would be "Gizmo" over here. [pointing at Larry]

View Quote [facing Archer] You have a lot of guts. Let's see what they really look like.

View Quote Stuart: Alright. Suitcase. Briefcase. Keys...hey, where're my keys?
Irene: Right where you left them.
Stuart: Oh, and where did I leave them? [Irene takes the keys out of Stuart's pocket] What's wrong with me?

View Quote Alan. We must find the-[muffled by Alan, covering Archer's face with a toy hat]-Gorgonites!

View Quote [Pulling a toy knife from his thigh] They're wires and metal. The same as yours.

View Quote [to Archer] Hide and lose? That's a great option.