Small Soldiers quotes

104 total quotes

Alan Abernathy
Archer
Brick Bazooka
Butch Meathook
Christy
Gwendy Doll
Insaniac
Joe

Kip Killigan
Link Static
Major Chip Hazard
Multiple Characters
Nick Nitro
Phil Fimple
Slamfist
Stuart Abernathy

View Quote [hiding in a garbage dump] Don't worry, Archer. We was hiding.

View Quote One strapped ride!

View Quote Expect no mercy.

View Quote Having fun yet?

View Quote [launching off in a toy boat] I'm seasick already.

View Quote Aw-man. I hate babysitting.

View Quote Ralph, Clean Room Technician: The chips are a little sensitive to EMP.
Irwin: EMP?
Ralph, Clean Room Technician: Electomagnetic Pulse. As in the kind generated by the detonation of a nuclear device? I doubt that the toy industry has become quite that competitive.

View Quote If we hide, we will still lose. No more hiding.

View Quote [yelling at Major Chip Hazard] And I got a shot for you! You stupid toy!

View Quote An officer and a gentleman does not strike a lady!

View Quote I don't think we killed him enough.

View Quote All my makeup is cruelty free!

View Quote [looking at the Gwendy dolls] Hello, dolly! [whistle]

View Quote [being put into the sink razor] Surrender or DIIIIIEEEEEEEE!

View Quote Dibs on the chainsaw.