Small Soldiers quotes
104 total quotesKip Killigan
Link Static
Major Chip Hazard
Multiple Characters
Nick Nitro
Phil Fimple
Slamfist
Stuart Abernathy
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Time to plant some corns.
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One strapped ride!
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Having fun yet?
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[launching off in a toy boat] I'm seasick already.
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[yelling at Major Chip Hazard] And I got a shot for you! You stupid toy!
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If you can't accessorize, pulverize!
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All my makeup is cruelty free!
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If we hide, we will still lose. No more hiding.
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Ralph, Clean Room Technician: The chips are a little sensitive to EMP.
Irwin: EMP?
Ralph, Clean Room Technician: Electomagnetic Pulse. As in the kind generated by the detonation of a nuclear device? I doubt that the toy industry has become quite that competitive.
Irwin: EMP?
Ralph, Clean Room Technician: Electomagnetic Pulse. As in the kind generated by the detonation of a nuclear device? I doubt that the toy industry has become quite that competitive.
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An officer and a gentleman does not strike a lady!
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Criminy!
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[being put into the sink razor] Surrender or DIIIIIEEEEEEEE!
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I'll never see Gorgon again.
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Dibs on the chainsaw.
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Aw-man. I hate babysitting.