Slither 2006 quotes, page 2

Mr. Strutemyer [as Grant]: Kylie, honey. You okay?
Emily Strutemyer [as Grant]: Hi, Kylie. It's me!
Mrs. Strutemyer [as Grant]: Kylie. Open the door, jellybean. C'mon, Kylie.
Jenna Strutemyer [as Grant]: Open the door.
Mr. Strutemyer [as Grant]: We love you, sweetheart. Come on out, now. Open the door.
Kylie Strutemyer [to her diseased family]: Get away. You all get away!
Mrs. Strutemyer [as Grant]: Kylie! Kylie, there's no excuse. No excuse not to be with your family. This is family fun day, isn't it, Kylie?

Grant Grant

Come on, baby, don't... Don't look at me like that.

Get the **** out of the way, ****!

Bill Pardy

Grant looks like a squid, don't know where he's gonna hide... Seaworld maybe.

Grant Grant

Hey there, killer!

Bill Pardy

I reckon Grant ain't got one of them puppy calendars on his desk. He just don't strike me as a real dog lover, is all.

Bill Pardy

I will never understand what joy a grown man gets using a $1,000 weapon to blow the face off a cute little deer.

Grant Grant

I'm sorry for trying to strangle you and all. I lost my head. I didn't mean to do none of them things I done. Not kill them pets. Not make Brenda a womb. But it's my nature, ain't it? How can you blame someone for acting according to his own nature? I wanted to tell you what was going on, but I was afraid you wouldn't love me no more. I never knew love, Starla...

Grant Grant

I've been around a billion years. You think you can **** with me?

If I weren't about to shit my pants, I'd be **** fascinated.

Grant Grant

It's all over, Starla. And I'll keep growing till I'm everywhere. Till I'm all that is! Then you'll know what it feels like to be betrayed. Won't you, sugarplum?

Ladies and gentlemen, right after God invented this world of ours, he came unto Adam and he said that man should have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the birds of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the Earth. Now, I believe when God said that, he was thinking of deer season in Wheelsy and how much damn fun it is to shoot a buck or two!

Bill Pardy

My easygoing nature is getting sorely **** tested.

Grant Grant

Open this door, you little whore! Don't mess with me, you little slut.

Praise Jesus? That's **** pushing it. This shit's about as far from God as shit can get. Either of you ever seen anything like that? You ever heard of anything like that? Huh? Me neither. And I watch Animal Planet all the **** time!