Mayor Jack McReady
Get the **** out of the way, ****!
Praise Jesus? That's **** pushing it. This shit's about as far from God as shit can get. Either of you ever seen anything like that? You ever heard of anything like that? Huh? Me neither. And I watch Animal Planet all the **** time!
Get the **** out of the way, ****!
Ladies and gentlemen, right after God invented this world of ours, he came unto Adam and he said that man should have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the birds of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the Earth. Now, I believe when God said that, he was thinking of deer season in Wheelsy and how much damn fun it is to shoot a buck or two!
If I weren't about to shit my pants, I'd be **** fascinated.