Slither (2006) · 32 quotes
Wally Whale
Surprised you're able to lift a mug, you've been carrying that torch for so long.
Bill Pardy
Oh, that reminds me of something I want to tell you.
Wally Whale
What's that?
Bill Pardy
**** you, fat ass.
Bill Pardy
Two nights ago, a mare was stolen from this property owned by Fitzgibbon. That rancher with the cleft palate?
Wally Whale
Yeah. I know that guy. He looks like a chipmunk.
Bill Pardy
Your mama weren't too proud when you came out neither, Wally.
Bill Pardy
Hey, Starla. You remember that time we were kids and you came knocking on my window in the middle of the night? So Starla here, 12. I guess I was 14. I said, "Starla, what the hell are you doing out there?" She says that she's gonna run away to Hollywood and be a big star. And she knew I was in the ROTC, so she says she needs a bodyguard and invites me to come along. And I said, "Starla, if there's anyone who can take care of herself, "I think it's you. I'm gonna have to decline."
Wally Whale
How far did you get?
Starla Grant
About the bus stop. Because Ranger Rick here called my dad.
Wally Whale
Damn. A cop from the get-go. You son of a bitch!
Starla Grant
You **** up our fame and fortune there, Bill Pardy.
Bill Pardy
Yeah. Yeah, I guess maybe I did.