Stiltskin
[narrating]
No one would have guessed that an ogre named Shrek, whose roar was feared throughout the land, would save the beautiful Princess Fiona. [He angrily turned the page, showing a picture of Shrek and Fiona kissing and a separate picture of their babies.]
Stiltskin
[irate]
True love's kiss led to marriage and ogre babies!
Stiltskin
[He ripped off the page of the babies, showing the page of good guys and villains (who were reformed thanks to Artie) holding hands together.]
"The kingdom of Far Far Away was finally at peace." (sarcastically) Goody for them!
Stiltskin
[He ripped off that page as well, leaving the page with the ogre family in front of the swamp.] [furiously]
AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY--
Stiltskin
[He ripped off that page, leaving the page of Shrek with Donkey and Puss bumping fists.]
EVER--
Stiltskin
[He ripped off that page, getting to the final one with Shrek and Fiona riding a unicorn, while Pinocchio waved a wand, Donkey ran with his kids, the Three Little Pigs, the Three Blind Mice, Puss and Gingy riding down rainbows, and the ogre babies riding a cloud.]
AFTER!
Pinocchio
[As Stiltskin angrily scrunches up a page from a library book about Shrek]
Uh, sir? You're gonna have to pay for that.
Stiltskin
Uh, m-m-maybe we can make a deal for it, little boy?
Pinocchio
Oh, I'm not a real boy.
Stiltskin
[looking devious]
Do you want to be?
Pinocchio
[kicks him out of the library]
NOBODY NEEDS YOUR DEALS ANYMORE, GRUMPEL STINKYPANTS! [closes the door]
Stiltskin
[coughs, and looks at the ripped page of the royal family in anger]
I wish that ogre was never born!
