Sherlock Holmes
You've never complained about my methods before.
Dr. John Watson
I'm not complaining.
Sherlock Holmes
You're not? What do you call this?
Dr. John Watson
I never complain! How am I complaining?! When do I ever complain about you practicing the violin at three in the morning, or your mess, your general lack of hygiene, or the fact that you steal my clothes?!
Sherlock Holmes
Uh, we have a barter system …
Dr. John Watson
When have I ever complained about you setting fire to my rooms?
Sherlock Holmes
Our rooms …
Dr. John Watson
The rooms! Or, or, the fact that you experiment on my dog?
Sherlock Holmes
Our dog …
Dr. John Watson
The dog!
Sherlock Holmes
Gladstone is our dog!
