Sherlock Holmes : You've never complained about my methods before. Dr. John Watson : I'm not complaining. Sherlock Holmes : You're not? What do you call this? Dr. John Watson : I never complain! How am I complaining?! When do I ever complain about you practicing the violin at three in the morning, or your mess, your general lack of hygiene, or the fact that you steal my clothes?! Sherlock Holmes : Uh, we have a barter system … Dr. John Watson : When have I ever complained about you setting fire to my rooms? Sherlock Holmes : Our rooms … Dr. John Watson : The rooms! Or, or, the fact that you experiment on my dog? Sherlock Holmes : Our dog … Dr. John Watson : The dog! Sherlock Holmes : Gladstone is our dog!

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