A scene from The Shaggy Dog 2006
Dave

Dr. Kozak, is it true your company is working on a drug that will extend human life like a 100 years?

Dr. Kozak

I am not at liberty to discuss that matter.

Dave

Of course you're not. But if that were true, that would be pretty big deal, right?

Dr. Kozak

If it were true, which it is not, probably.

Dave

Whoever is in charge of developing such a thing, who will not be only insanely wealthy, they will be immortalize in history, right? Ken:We Would Like To Recall Dr.Kozak To The Stand

Dr. Kozak

Yes, I suppose it would.

Dave

Wow. What a thrill it must be to work under Dr. Strictland.

Dr. Kozak

(Dr. Kozak scratches his ear)

Excuse me.

Dave

Dr. Strictland, your creative force of your company, right?

Dr. Kozak

Well, it takes many different people to contribute to the highter blahhh...

Dave

Yes, yes. What an honor it must be to work at Dr. Strictland's shadow.

Dr. Kozak

No, no, I don't work at anyone's shadow. Why would I could live myself?

Dave

Doctor's nothing wrong with second place. Second fiddle? Second bananas? Second up?

Dr. Kozak

I AM THE CHIEF SCIENTIST! I! ME! MY!

Dave

Oh, come on, you gone agitated self-dog pick a little virus in a lab, did you?

Dr. Kozak

It must be something while you're around.
(Dave and Dr. Kozak begin to growl at each other) Judge Claire Whittaker:Ah No More Growling Mr.Douglas I've Had Enough

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