A scene from The Shaggy Dog 2006

Dr.Strictland:Are You Gonna Be A Good Dog This Time

Gwen

He's going to shock. It's the serum. It doesn't work.

Dr. Kozak

Of course it works, just couldn't give it to him.

Dave

(as a dog)

What have you done to him?

Dr. Kozak

Lance? Lance, I'm so sorry that I have to do this to yo but I just couldn't let you take all of the credit again. Plus, you're a pig and I hate you. I hate you in so many ways. Would you hold this for a second? Get rid of it, accomplice.Dave:You Bit Me On Purpose You Bit Me Cause You Knew Who I Was

Gwen

But, is he dead?

Dr. Kozak

No, he's not dead. Just fully conscious but unable to speak. The doctors will think he's dementia. The drug itself will wear off in a few months. By then, I'll be CEO. I'll be famously, insanely, and imaginably wealthy.

Larry

This was not part of the plan!

Gwen

It's totally wrong.

Dr. Kozak

Of course you cut those if you're not sure.

Larry

Hold on.

Gwen

It's fine with me.

Dr. Kozak

Good. Larry, you park him in his desk for me. Or, should I say my desk?

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