A scene from The Shaggy Dog 2006
Dave

Dr. Kozak, is it true your company is workin' on a drug that will extend human life like a hundred years?

Kozak

I am not at liberty to discuss that matter.

Dave

Of course you're not. But if that were true, that would be a pretty big deal, right?

Kozak

Ah, were true, which it is not, probably.

Dave

And whoever was in charge of developing such a thing... Whoo! Not only would they be insanely wealthy, they would be immortalized in history, right?

Kozak

Yes, I suppose it would.

Dave

Wow. What a thrill it must be to work under Dr. Strictland.

Kozak

[Kozak scratches his ear as a result of the bite]

Excuse me.

Dave

Dr. Strictland, the creative force at your company, right?

Kozak

Well, it takes many different people to contribute to the higher... [babbles]

Dave

Yes, yes, yes, yes. What an honor it must be to work in Dr. Strictland's shadow.

Kozak

No, no, I don't work in anyone's shadow. I wouldn’t. I couldn't live with myself.

Dave

There's nothin' wrong being in second place. Second fiddle, second banana, second up?

Kozak

I am the chief scientist! I! Me! Mine! [starts growling]

Dave

Ho! Come on. Gettin' kinda agitated. What's up, dog? Pick up a little virus down there in the lab, did ya?

Kozak

Must be something going around. [Dave and Kozak begin to growling at each other]

Judge Woman

[bangs]

No more growlin'. Mr. Douglas have he enough.

Dave

?

Kozak

Did not!

Judge Woman

?

Kozak

Thank you.

Dave

?

Judge Woman

?

Kozak

Thank you, Ma'am.

Judge Woman

?

Dave

?

Judge Clarie

Enough!!

Dave

?

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