Most scenes together: Dave Douglas & Dr. Kozak (7), Dave Douglas & Josh (3), Dr. Kozak & Lance (3)
Is that a snake's tail or a furry tail?
That would be a minor side effect.
Kozak, growing a dog's tail would turn your serum into a criminal act.
You know, you need to relax and have a good work, and Lance, we'll found a good fountain of youth. (answers the cellphone) Security, Dr. Kozak.
Kozak, how is it going in court today?
Uh, Mr. Strictland, it goes well.
Have you unlocked the dog's secret?
Let's not talk here. Hey, I've got something to show you that would interest you.
Larry We've search the whole building.
Gwen But we're gonna keep looking.
Really?
Larry Yes.
In the same place or new places? 'Cause if you look the same place...
Larry I think new places.
Oh, yeah? Tell me your more.
Larry Definitely.
Larry?
Larry Yes?
Don't-- don't speak. Do you understand the great white lines until you get this dog? Yes?
Gwen Yeah.
It's yes or no question, Larry.
Larry You said not to speak.
AND THE KEY TO MY FUTURE! So, if you undestand the reason if you don't find him, you won't have a future.
Larry Right.
Why are still standing here?! No sleeping, no talking! Find him!
Lawyer:Objection Your Honor
Teacher Josh was one of my best math students, and then, all of a sudden... Bad grades. And so we're just trying to search out an explanation, really.
Rebecca Well, I think the problem is he's distracted by football.
Can I...? I think I know what the problem... The problem, I think, is me. I've been working too much. This is what this is about. I haven't been home. It's... It's been causing a lot of stress on my family.
Teacher Well, I know what it's like to be too busy to do anything. In fact, I didn't even get to eat lunch. Do you mind if I eat something?
Sure. Go ahead.
Teacher Thanks.
Football? That's why you're not trying out? You hate football!
I know, but my dad loves. You should hear him. "Oh, you're gonna be just like your own man." If I told him I want to do musical instead, he'll like rape me off as a son.
Josh, is your father a stupid man?
He is clueless, which in some ways is better.
See, he told me I can play if I only keep my grades so I start flunking Math but he let me off with a warning. So now, I gotta flunk English, History, and Home Ec. Those are not really hard to fail.
So you rather wreck your future than tell your dad you hate football.
I can get my grades back up as long as he givrs me qutting time.
Wow. Men are so complicated.
How did I let this happened? I'm not a father anymore.
Judge Whittaker:You Get Over Here Dont You Dare Turn My Courtroom Into A Barn
Don't worry about the F.D.A. There's nothing money can handle.
Dr.Strictland:Are You Gonna Be A Good Dog This Time
Gwen He's going to shock. It's the serum. It doesn't work.
Of course it works, just couldn't give it to him.
Lance? Lance, I'm so sorry that I have to do this to yo but I just couldn't let you take all of the credit again. Plus, you're a pig and I hate you. I hate you in so many ways. Would you hold this for a second? Get rid of it, accomplice.Dave:You Bit Me On Purpose You Bit Me Cause You Knew Who I Was
Gwen But, is he dead?
No, he's not dead. Just fully conscious but unable to speak. The doctors will think he's dementia. The drug itself will wear off in a few months. By then, I'll be CEO. I'll be famously, insanely, and imaginably wealthy.
Larry This was not part of the plan!
Gwen It's totally wrong.
Of course you cut those if you're not sure.
Larry Hold on.
Gwen It's fine with me.
Good. Larry, you park him in his desk for me. Or, should I say my desk?
Here's what we're going to do. You two will pay Mr. Douglas a visit.
I AM A DOG! PERFECTLY UNDERSTANDABLE, EVERYBODY! I'M A DOG! I AM A DOG!
I hope that you have good futures. Kidnapping is a capital crime. You can't just lock up people in cages.
I'm sorry you're a dog. I am also very sorry that you won't be leaving here alive. People will be wondering where you disappeared to. After all, dogs do wander off.
Lance, I'm so sorry that I have to do this to you but I just couldn't let you take all the credit again. Plus, you're a pig and I hate you. I hate you in so many ways.
