Scream 2 1997 quotes

19 quotes · 5 characters
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Joel Duane Martin · 4 quotes

Most scenes together: Sidney Prescott & Cotton Weary (3), Sidney Prescott & Gale Weathers (2), Gale Weathers & Joel (2)

Scream 2 quotes

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First of all: he wasn't gutted. I made it up. His throat was slashed.

Gutted, slashed, the point is the guy ain't in the union no more...Brothers don't last long in situations like this.

I was just reading in your book about your last cameraman, the guy got gutted.

Mickey Alteri

You should really deal with your trust issues, Sid. I mean, poor Derek, he's completely innocent, and such a nice boy too. He's bright, funny, handsome, he has a great singing voice, and he was gonna be a doctor. This is just the kind of guy you'd love to bring home to mom... if... you had... a mom.

[to Randy referring to Dewey and Gale]

I'm not interrupting anything, am I? You three look deep in thought. Have you ever felt a knife cut through human flesh and scrape the bone beneath?

Maureen Evans

Why does she have to be naked? What does that have to do with the plot of the storyline of her being butt-ass naked?

Phil Stevens

I don't know, but I'm feeling a little stiffy.

Maureen Evans

You better loosen up that wrist!

Casey Becker
[in the movie Stab]

Hello?

Hello.

Casey Becker

Who is this?

Guess.

Casey Becker

No, really, who is this?

Were you expecting somebody?

Casey Becker

No.

Maureen Evans

Bitch! Hang up the phone and star 69 his ass, damn!

Casey Becker

Who is this?

Who would you like it to be?

Casey Becker

I don't like games. Who is this?

Look out back. Do you see your boyfriend anywhere?

Casey Becker

I don't even have a boyfriend right now.

Would you like one?

Maureen Evans
(To Phil)

Can I- Give me some money. I need to buy something.

Phil Stevens

You got money.

Maureen Evans

I've got my money! I ask for your money!

What do you say?

Phil Stevens
(Annoyed)

Cheap ass!

Maureen Evans
(Singing)

Thank you!

Come on. Cat got your tongue?

Casey Becker

You know, I don't even know you, and I dislike you already.

[Cotton Weary, carrying a gun, arrives as Mrs. Loomis is holding Sidney hostage with a knife to her neck] [fires the gun in the air]

Don't you **** move! Okay, okay, okay. Everybody slow down. I have had a very, very bad day, and I would like to know exactly what the **** is going on here. Sidney?

Cotton, meet Billy Loomis' mother. She's the killer.

What? [Notices Mickey's body] Then who's that?

The other killer, Mickey.

[steps over Mickey's body]

...O-kay...

Look, Cotton...

Shut up. [Speaks to Mrs. Loomis] So...hi. You're, uh, not Debbie Salt, are you? You're not with the Post Telegraph.

Mrs. Loomis

No, but I can still help you, Cotton.

Ah-ah-ah.

Mrs. Loomis
[desperate]

You don't need her. Let me kill her! As long as she's alive, you're never going to be the lead story. That's what you really want, isn't it, Cotton? If you really wanna be in the spotlight, just let me kill her...right now. Then you're the only survivor. You're the star! [Yells in rage] SHE SENT YOU TO PRISON FOR A YEAR! Personally, I think it's rather poetic!

[Cotton thinks about something]

No. No, Cotton, don't you listen to her.

Oh. Well...it's quite a predicament you're in, Sid.

Cotton...

I mean, she makes a good point. [chuckles] Let me think about this. Maybe you should, too. Bet you that Diane Sawyer interview's looking real good right about now.

[A few tense moments pass as Cotton continues holding his gun at Sidney and Mrs. Loomis, while Mrs. Loomis smiles, believing she had successfully convinced Cotton to let her kill Sidney, until Sidney finally speaks...]

Consider it done.

[Upon hearing those words, Mrs. Loomis becomes horrified, realizing that she has actually not convinced Cotton to let her kill Sidney at all, just as Cotton ultimately fires the gun, striking Mrs. Loomis in the neck and killing her, while Sidney remains unharmed]

Wow. That...was intense.

Mrs. Loomis
[Debbie Salt, who is actually Mrs. Loomis, Billy's mother, has revealed herself to be the mastermind behind the killings and has just shot her accomplice Mickey]

Two birds, one stone. Oh, Mickey was a good boy, but, my God, that whole "blame the movies" motive. Did you buy that for one second? Poor boy was completely out of his mind.

And you're not?

Mrs. Loomis

No. I'm very sane. My motive isn't as '90s as Mickey's. Mine is just good, old-fashioned revenge. You killed my son. And now I kill you. And I can't think of anything more rational.

You're never going to get away with this.

Mrs. Loomis

Of course I will. Everything's traceable back to Mickey, including the cop gun he used to kill everybody. But let's just suppose that you had gotten hold of the other cop's gun, and you chased Mickey, and there was a big shootout and a big scuffle, and you shot Mickey, killed Mickey dead, but not before he got off one shot at you. Okay. So, have I covered everything? Are there any questions, any comments? You know what, though? Who gives a flying ****, anyway?! Let them try and track down the second possible killer! Debbie Salt doesn't exist.

You're as crazy as your son was.

Mrs. Loomis
[angered]

What did you just say? Was that a negative, disparaging remark about my son? About my Billy?

[sarcastically]

No, Billy was a good boy. Billy was perfect. You did a bang-up job, Mrs. Loomis.

Mrs. Loomis

It's not wise to patronize a woman with a gun, Sidney. Randy spoke poorly of Billy, and I got a little knife-happy. I was a good mother. You know what makes me sick? I'm sick to death of people saying that it's all the parents' fault, that it all starts with the family. You wanna blame someone? Why don't you blame your mother?! She's the one who stole my husband and broke up my family! And then you took my son. You don't know what it is to be a mother, to raise a child, and teach him, and guide him...

[annoyed]

And abandon him?! [Mrs. Loomis stops ranting, shocked at what Sidney just said] Isn't Mickey supposed to be dead?
[Mrs. Loomis immediately turns around, allowing Sidney to attack her]

Dawnie
[The phone rings. Cici's friend Dawnie answers it]

Omega Beta Zeta.

Is Cici there?

Dawnie

Mm-hm. Who's calling?

It's Ted.

Dawnie
[to Cici]

It's your ill-conceived boyfriend. [Gives her the phone] Okay, so, I'll see you later, and don't forget to set the alarm. Bye.

Cici Cooper
[She leaves. Cici answers the phone]

Hello, Ted.

You wish it was Ted. [Cici's eyes widen in shock] "Don't forget to set the alarm."

Cici's Friend
[on phone]

I love those guys. Are they stlll together? I haven't seen It in, like three weeks.

Cici Cooper

No, they broke up again.

Cici's Friend
[on phone]

Really?

Cici Cooper

Mm-hmm. Sarah found out that Bailey slept with Gwen. She dumped him, like, two episodes ago.

Cici's Friend
[on phone]

I wish she'd get her shit together.

Cici Cooper
[phone rings, tied on her phone to her friend]

Hold on. Someone's calling. [hangs up the call to her friend; shifts to talk to someone] Omega Beta Zeta.

Hello?

Cici Cooper

Yes?

Who is this?

Cici Cooper

Cici. Who's this?

Who do you think?

Cici Cooper

Ted? Where are you? Are you drinking? Hold on. [shifts to her friend's call] Ted's on the other line. He sounds drunk. I'll call you back.

Cici's Friend
[on phone]

That shit only calls you when he's drunk. Don't go over there, Cici.

Cici Cooper

Okay, All right. I'll call you back. [shifts back to someone's call] Okay, Ted. You sound loaded. What's up?

Who's Ted?

Cici Cooper

Oh, I'm sorry. My bad. I thought you were someone else.

That's okay. I am.

Cici Cooper

Who are you calling for? Nobody's here.

Where is everybody?

Cici Cooper

We're cosponsorlng the acid rain mixer at Phi Gamma Alpha tonight.

Why aren't you there?

Cici Cooper

I'm "sober sister". I need to be here in case a drunk sister calls and needs a ride.

That's too bad.

Cici Cooper

"Drink with your brain." That's our motto. Who are you calling for?

What if I said you?

Cici Cooper

What if I said goodbye?

Why would you want to do that?

Cici Cooper

Why do you always answer a question with a question?

I'm inquisitive.

Cici Cooper

Yeah, and I'm impatient. Look, do you want to leave a message for someone?

Do you want to die tonight, Cici?
[Cici's eyes widen in shock]

Debbie Salt

Excuse me, Ms. Weathers? Um? Could I have a minute?

Debbie Salt

Just one second. I-I know you probably get this all the time, but I just wanted to say I am such a big fan of your work. I just finished your book. I-I couldn't put it down. Insightful, probing... I just really, really loved your book.

Thank you.

Debbie Salt

Sure

Thanks. [she is about to leave, but Debbie follows her]

Debbie Salt

I'm a writer myself. I write for the local paper, for the Post Telegram. I'm Debbie Salt. [shakes Gale's hand] I took your seminar in Chicago last year. I was the one in the front row asking all the questions.

Right. I thought you looked familiar.

Debbie Salt

Oh, thank you. Um, can't wait to see the movie. You know, you must be getting quite a lot of flak on that, right? I mean, with all the violence-in-cinema issues. What is your position going to be?

No comment.

Debbie Salt
[Gale leaves, as Debbie keeps following her]

Miss Weathers, please... I-I would... It would be such an honour for me if I could just get a quote from you for my story.--- [Gale stops]

Okay. Begin quote:

Debbie Salt

Great.

[quoting]

"Your flattering remarks are both desperate and obvious."
[Gale walks away, leaving Debbie speechless]

[checking Mrs. Loomis.]

Is she dead?

I don't know. They always come back.

[Mickey starts to rise, but Sidney and Gale shoot him many times, until he is dead.]

Whoa!

[They all turn around to Mrs. Loomis as Sidney shoots her in the head, dead.]

Just in case.
[Sidney drops the gun and leaves.]

Hello, Sidney.

[Sidney turns to Gale with Joel who began to record their interview]

How are you?

Hi... What do you want, Gale?

Well, I was hoping I might get just a few words with you.

[Cotton appears]

Cotton.

Hi, Sidney.

[Gale starts her report, while Joel is recording] [reporting]

"Here we are at Windsor College, where Sidney Prescott has just been reunited with Cotton Weary for the first time, since she wrongly accused him of murdering her mother."---

[interrupts her interview]

What the hell are you doing?

We want to know how you feel? [continues her interview] Tell us everything that's happened, looking back on the last two years?

[Gale aims her microphone to Cotton, who began to talk to Sidney]

Uh Sidney, I'd just like to say that I forgive and forget. And just like you, I'd like to get back on with my own life.

[reporting]

Do you have any comments?

You... bitch!--- [lunging at Gale]

Ah-ah.

Derek Feldman
[stops Sidney and calms her down]

Whoa, Hey, hey, hey hey, Deep breaths, Lot of deep breaths.

[Sidney began to leave]

Oh Sidney, share with us, please!--- [Sidney turns around and slaps Gale in the face]

[lunges at Gale]

I'll share with you!

Derek Feldman
[Derek manage to grab Sidney away from Gale]

Okay, okay, okay.

Hallie McDaniel
[Hallie walks to Joel] [to Joel]

Did you get that on film?

[mocks Hallie while recording]

"Yes, I got that on film"!