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Cici's Friend: [on phone] I love those guys. Are they stlll together? I haven't seen It in, like three weeks.
Cici Cooper: No, they broke up again.
Cici's Friend: [on phone] Really?
Cici Cooper: Mm-hmm. Sarah found out that Bailey slept with Gwen. She dumped him, like, two episodes ago.
Cici's Friend: [on phone] I wish she'd get her shit together.
[phone rings, tied on her phone to her friend]
Cici Cooper: Hold on. Someone's calling. [hangs up the call to her friend; shifts to talk to someone] Omega Beta Zeta.
Phone Voice: Hello?
Cici Cooper: Yes?
Phone Voice: Who is this?
Cici Cooper: Cici. Who's this?
Phone Voice: Who do you think?
Cici Cooper: Ted? Where are you? Are you drinking? Hold on. [shifts to her friend's call] Ted's on the other line. He sounds drunk. I'll call you back.
Cici's Friend: [on phone] That shit only calls you when he's drunk. Don't go over there, Cici.
Cici Cooper: Okay, All right. I'll call you back. [shifts back to someone's call] Okay, Ted. You sound loaded. What's up?
Phone Voice: Who's Ted?
Cici Cooper: Oh, I'm sorry. My bad. I thought you were someone else.
Phone Voice: That's okay. I am.
Cici Cooper: Who are you calling for? Nobody's here.
Phone Voice: Where is everybody?
Cici Cooper: We're cosponsorlng the acid rain mixer at Phi Gamma Alpha tonight.
Phone Voice: Why aren't you there?
Cici Cooper: I'm "sober sister". I need to be here in case a drunk sister calls and needs a ride.
Phone Voice: That's too bad.
Cici Cooper: "Drink with your brain." That's our motto. Who are you calling for?
Phone Voice: What if I said you?
Cici Cooper: What if I said goodbye?
Phone Voice: Why would you want to do that?
Cici Cooper: Why do you always answer a question with a question?
Phone Voice: I'm inquisitive.
Cici Cooper: Yeah, and I'm impatient. Look, do you want to leave a message for someone?
Phone Voice: Do you want to die tonight, Cici?
[Cici's eyes widen in shock]
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