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I'm sorry if my traumatized life is an inconvenience to your perfect existence.
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IF YOU HANG UP ON ME, YOU'LL DIE JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER! Do you wanna die, Sidney? Your mother sure didn't!
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If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath—would you be standing in the horror section?
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It works better without the safety on.
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It's called subtlety, Stu. You should look it up.
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It's the millennium. Motives are incidental.
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Listen up. They found Principal Himbry dead. He was gutted and hung from the goal post on the football field.
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Loose the titties.
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Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sid would go out with me?
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Oh, you wanna play psycho killer? Okay, let's see. [mock terror] Oh, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface. I wanna be in the sequel!
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See, it's a fun game, Sidney. We ask you questions and if you get one wrong, boo-gah, you die.
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See, you push the laws and you end up dead. Okay, I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife.
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The police are always off track with this shit! If they'd watch Prom Night, they'd save time! There's a formula to it—a very simple formula!
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There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie For instance, number one: you can never have sex.
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There's always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. That's the beauty of it all! Simplicity! Besides, if it gets too complicated, you lose your target audience.