Scream 1996 quotes, page 2

86 quotes · 8 characters
Scream (1996) poster
Characters
Billy Skeet Ulrich · 21 quotes
Stu Matthew Lillard · 20 quotes
Sidney Neve Campbell · 19 quotes
Randy Jamie Kennedy · 17 quotes
Tatum Rose McGowan · 10 quotes
Ghostface Lee Waddell · 6 quotes

Most scenes together: Phone Voice & Casey Becker (5), Stu & Billy (3), Sidney & Billy (3)

Scream quotes

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Stu
[after dragging out Sidney's beaten, bound, and gagged father]

What's behind door number three, Sidney?

Stu
[after Gale reveals that she was still alive]

She looked dead, man. Still does.

Stu
[after he finds that Gale has stolen the gun]

Um, Houston, we have a problem!

[after he tells Sidney to play a game called "Guess How I'm Gonna Die?" and she says "**** you!"]

We already played that game, remember?

[after Randy says that Stu has gone completely mad]

"We all go a little mad sometimes." [shoots Randy in the shoulder] Anthony Perkins, Psycho. Mmm, corn syrup: same stuff they used for pigs' blood in Carrie.

[after Randy tells him to never say "be right back"]

I'm getting another beer. Want one? [Randy: Yeah, sure.] I'll be right back!!

Stu
[after Sidney calls the police]

My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!

[after Sidney says that they've seen one too many scary movies]

Now, Sid, don't you blame the movies; movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative!

[after Stu says that he wants to see Jamie Lee Curtis's breasts in Halloween]

Breasts? Not until Trading Places in '83. Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies. She never showed her tits 'til she went legits.

[after Stu tells Sidney she dies if she gets a question wrong]

If you get it right, you die.

Stu
[bleeding to death and Billy throws the phone on him]

Ow! ****in' hit me with the phone, dick!

[last words]

I always had a thing for ya, Sid! [Sidney bites Stu's wrist, and he screams in pain.] Ohhhhh, God! [Sidney hits Stu with a vase.] Bitch! [Sidney: In your dreams!] [Sidney drops a TV on his face, severely electrocuting him, and killing him instantly.]

[last words]

Say hello to your mother! [gets poked through his umbrella stab wound and screams; almost stabs Sidney, but he gets shot in the right shoulder by Gale] [Gale: Guess I remembered the safety that time, you bastard.] [his supposed dead body is examined] [Randy: Careful. This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life for one last scare.] [wakes up to try to attack; Gale screams, but Sidney shoots him through the head] [Sidney: Not in my movie.]

[to Sidney after she says that life isn't a movie]

Sure it is, Sid. It's all a movie. It's all a great big movie.  Only you can pick your genre.