[Scott falls back to solid ground after hitting a light fixture. Ramona runs over to him] [weakly]

If I peed my pants, would you pretend I just got wet from the rain?

It's not raining.

Oh. Then, why don't you give me the Cliff Notes on how and why you ended up dating this A-hole.

Is it really important right now?

Well, if there's a key element in his backstory that's gonna help me out in a critical moment of not dying, yes.

[looking defeated]

I was only dating Lucas until the minute Todd walked by. Guess that's not very nice, but I used to be kind of...like that. We hated everyone, we wrecked stuff, nobody cared. He punched a hole in the moon for me. It was pretty crazy. A week-and-a-half later, he told me his dad was sending him to Vegan Academy, so, I dumped him.

Have you dumped everyone you've ever been with? You've never been the dumpee?

Look, I've dabbled in being a bitch. It's part of the reason I moved here. I was really hoping to just...leave it all behind me.