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[Scott falls back to solid ground after hitting a light fixture. Ramona runs over to him]
Scott: [weakly] If I peed my pants, would you pretend I just got wet from the rain?
Ramona: It's not raining.
Scott: Oh. Then, why don't you give me the Cliff Notes on how and why you ended up dating this A-hole.
Ramona: Is it really important right now?
Scott: Well, if there's a key element in his backstory that's gonna help me out in a critical moment of not dying, yes.
Ramona: [looking defeated] I was only dating Lucas until the minute Todd walked by. Guess that's not very nice, but I used to be kind of...like that. We hated everyone, we wrecked stuff, nobody cared. He punched a hole in the moon for me. It was pretty crazy. A week-and-a-half later, he told me his dad was sending him to Vegan Academy, so, I dumped him.
Scott: Have you dumped everyone you've ever been with? You've never been the dumpee?
Ramona: Look, I've dabbled in being a bitch. It's part of the reason I moved here. I was really hoping to just...leave it all behind me.
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