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Lucas: Prepare-- [rips off part of set] Prepare to feel the wrath of the League of Evil Exes.
Scott: The League of Evil Exes?
Lucas: You really don't know about the League?
Scott: Um...
Lucas: The Seven Evil Exes? Coming to kill you? Controlling the future of Ramona's love life?
Scott: No.
Lucas: Oh, well, hey, listen, man. Don't worry about it.
Scott: [stunned] Really?
Lucas: Yeah. [reaches to help him up] Let's go get a beer.
Scott: That's great.
[Lucas punches him in the face]
Lucas: BOOM! [laughs] OOH!
Scott: You are a pretty good actor.
Lucas: I'm going for the Oscar this year.
Scott: But are you a pretty good skater?
Lucas: I'm more than pretty good, Esé. [pulls his shirt collar down to reveal a double-L tattoo on his chest] I have my own skate company.
Scott: But can you do a thingy...on that rail? [indicates railing on a set of steps]
Lucas: It's called a grind, bro.
Scott: So, can you do a grindy thingy now?
Lucas: Are you serious? There are, like, 200 steps, and the rails are garbage.
Scott: [innocent] Well, hey, if it's too hardcore, then--
Lucas: [glaring] You really think you can goad me into doing a trick like that?
Scott: [deadpan] There are girls watching.
Lucas: [looks at his fans, and back at Scott; beat] Somebody get me my board.
Wallace: [pops into view, taps Lucas on shoulder] Hi. Big fan. [passes him his skateboard]
Lucas Lee: [cracks neck; his last words] Why wouldn't you be? [starts his run, hopping from rail to rail, picking up speed, by kilometers]
Scott: [watching] Wow. [Lucas' speed increases rapidly] Wow. [Lucas is now going dangerously fast, the bottom of the rail in sight] Wow. [going too fast to stop, Lucas reaches the bottom of the steps, stops at 309 kilometers, and explodes into coins]
Wallace: Wow.
Scott: Yes!
Wallace: He totally bailed.
[Scott earns 2,000 points]
Scott: [realizing.] Ah! I didn't get his autograph.
Wallace: No.
Director: And that's a wrap, everybody.
[bell rings]
Scott: [doesn't see Ramona] Hey, where's Ramona? Is she still here?
Wallace: [he also doesn't see Ramona] No, she totally bailed.
Scott: What's the deal? Seriously.
Director: Okay, let's get everybody out of here. Let's move, people, the sun is coming up.

Lucas : Prepare-- [rips off part of set] Prepare to feel the wrath of the League of Evil Exes. Scott : The League of Evil Exes? Lucas : You really don't know about the League? Scott : Um... Lucas : The Seven Evil Exes? Coming to kill you? Controlling the future of Ramona's love life? Scott : No. Lucas : Oh, well, hey, listen, man. Don't worry about it. Scott : [stunned] Really? Lucas : Yeah. [reaches to help him up] Let's go get a beer. Scott : That's great. [Lucas punches him in the face] Lucas : BOOM! [laughs] OOH! Scott : You are a pretty good actor. Lucas : I'm going for the Oscar this year. Scott : But are you a pretty good skater? Lucas : I'm more than pretty good, Esé. [pulls his shirt collar down to reveal a double-L tattoo on his chest] I have my own skate company. Scott : But can you do a thingy...on that rail? [indicates railing on a set of steps] Lucas : It's called a grind, bro. Scott : So, can you do a grindy thingy now? Lucas : Are you serious? There are, like, 200 steps, and the rails are garbage. Scott : [innocent] Well, hey, if it's too hardcore, then-- Lucas : [glaring] You really think you can goad me into doing a trick like that? Scott : [deadpan] There are girls watching. Lucas : [looks at his fans, and back at Scott; beat] Somebody get me my board. Wallace : [pops into view, taps Lucas on shoulder] Hi. Big fan. [passes him his skateboard] Lucas Lee : [cracks neck; his last words] Why wouldn't you be? [starts his run, hopping from rail to rail, picking up speed, by kilometers] Scott : [watching] Wow. [Lucas' speed increases rapidly] Wow. [Lucas is now going dangerously fast, the bottom of the rail in sight] Wow. [going too fast to stop, Lucas reaches the bottom of the steps, stops at 309 kilometers, and explodes into coins] Wallace : Wow. Scott : Yes! Wallace : He totally bailed. [Scott earns 2,000 points] Scott : [realizing.] Ah! I didn't get his autograph. Wallace : No. Director : And that's a wrap, everybody. [bell rings] Scott : [doesn't see Ramona] Hey, where's Ramona? Is she still here? Wallace : [he also doesn't see Ramona] No, she totally bailed. Scott : What's the deal? Seriously. Director : Okay, let's get everybody out of here. Let's move, people, the sun is coming up.