What the ****?
Barry
Uh... hello?
Barry
Please don't kill me, please just, just wait!
What are you? [pokes Barry] Are you some kind of... magical sausage?
Barry
Uh, yeah, uh, no, oh, no, I'm just Barry, I'm just Barry! Wait! Wait, you can actually understand me? And I can actually understand you?
Whoa, the bath salts are showing me the real world. It's **** lifted the veil of non-reality!
Krinkler's Chips: Holy shit! He can actually see us?!
The bath salts are just as bad as they said it would be! Oh! I'm tweaked! I'M TWEAKING, AAH!
Barry
Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude, just take it easy, dude, just breathe, dude, just breathe. You're not tweaking, you're just peaking, man, just be with me. Be cool. This wave's gotta crash.
I can't! You're all alive and looking at me with your... With your gloves and your, your, your little shoes, and your arms, and your legs!
Legs, huh?! Look at me! Look at me! I ain't got no legs, you ****! You ate my goddamn legs!
Oh No, not Mr. Pizza! Oh, ****! I've eaten so many of your family members! I've committed pizza genocide! Mr. Sausage, when will it end?!
When will it end? When he stops drinking us!
Krinkler's Chips and Ticklish Licorice: Yeah!
And stops eating us!
Same here!
**** yeah!
And when he stops using us!
Krinkler's Chips: What did he do to you?
You don't wanna **** know.
Okay! Okay. Look, I promise. I'll never eat food again, I'll just... so I'll just eat dirt, and wipe my ass with sticks!
Barry
Good. And there's one more thing you're gonna do. Take....me....home. [points to the Shopwell's bag]
You got it. I just need to rest my eyes for a few...[falls asleep]
