Douche
That's no way to treat a lady.
Brenda
Oh, ****.
Douche
That's right, girl. It's me. And what we got here, a taco?! A whiny doughnut?! [referring to Lavash] Some stupid floppy thing that nobody knows exactly what it is! Okay, so... [A queso cheese comes up behind him]
Queso
Did someone say "Queso"?
Douche
That's a **** stretch, and you know it, Queso! [Queso rolls away] So where was I? Oh, right. I was about to beat on you most viciously... and in my opinion appropriately, to find the whereabouts of the sausage who destroyed my body and my [Brenda rips the sticker off Douche] ****...
Brenda
Run for your lives!
Douche
****, that HURTS so much!
