[Squints has just kissed Wendy while she was giving him CPR] [offended]

Ugh! You little pervert!

Oh, man, he's in deep shit.

[Squints is taken to his feet and is escorted out of the pool by Wendy with his friends following him.]

And stay out! [Storms back to the pool]

[Once out of the pool, another lifeguard throws the Sandlot Kids' clothes out of the pool. Once away Ham and the boys are getting dressed, while Wendy returns to her post as a lifeguard clearly offended by Squints.]

Oh, here's your glasses. Did you plan that?

Of course I did. I've been plannin' it for years.

You guys, he planned that! He knew what he was doing!

[adult voiceover]

Michael "Squints" Palledorous walked a little taller that day and we had to tip our hats to him. He was lucky she hadn't beat the crap out of him. We wouldn't have blamed her. What he'd done was sneaky, rotten, and low...and cool. Not another one among us would have ever, in 1,000,000 years, even for $1,000,000, had the guts to put the move on the lifeguard. He did. He had kissed a woman. And he had kissed her long and good. We got banned from the pool forever that day. But every time we walked by after that, the lifeguard looked down from her tower, right over to Squints, and smiled.