Rushmore quotes

56 total quotes

Dirk Calloway
Herman Blume
Max Fischer
Multiple Characters

View Quote [Max has just petitioned to make Latin a required subject]
Magnus Buchan: [heavy Scottish brogue] Why dincha just piss off, Fischer? Ya dotty wee skid mark!
Max Fischer: Is that Latin?

View Quote [to Rosemary] I'm sorry, I just came by to thank you for WRECKING MY LIFE!

View Quote Never in my wildest imagination did I ever dream I would have sons like these.

View Quote Did Max have something planned for us today? A trip to a museum or something?

View Quote [On a walkie-talkie] There's action across the street. [static] It's Snowman! Take him!

View Quote [to Rosemary] So we both have dead people in our families.

View Quote Kids don't like it when their parents get divorced.

View Quote You're a married man, Blume.

View Quote Oh yeah and with friends like you who needs friends?

View Quote Rosemary Cross: I'll show you the door.
Max Fischer: I'll just go back out the window.

View Quote [to Max] I just wanted to say, I'm sorry I threw rocks at you that day.