Rushmore (1998) · 62 quotes
Max Fischer
What was your major?
Rosemary Cross
I didn't have a major, but my thesis was on Latin American economic policy.
Max Fischer
Oh, that's interesting. Did you hear that they're not going to teach Latin anymore?
Rosemary Cross
This was more like Central America.
Max Fischer
The truth is, neither one of us has the slightest idea where this relationship is going. We can't predict the future.
Rosemary Cross
We don't have a relationship.
Max Fischer
But we're friends.
Rosemary Cross
Yes, and that's all we're going to be. Well, yes...
Max Fischer
That's all I meant by "relationship." You want me to grab a dictionary?
Rosemary Cross
That's none of your business.
Max Fischer
I know it's not, but I just got hit by a car and I'm feeling a little confused.
Rosemary Cross
Is this fake blood?
Max Fischer
Yes, it is.
Rosemary Cross
I'll show you the door.
Max Fischer
I'll just go back out the window.
Rosemary Cross
How did I hurt your feelings?
Max Fischer
Oh, my God! I wrote a hit play! [pause] And I'm in love with you.
Rosemary Cross
Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me?
Max Fischer
It crossed my mind that you might consider that a possibility, yeah.
Rosemary Cross
Do you think we're going to have sex?
Max Fischer
That's a kinda cheap way to put it.
Rosemary Cross
Not if you've ever **** before, it isn't.
