Rushmore quotes

56 total quotes

Dirk Calloway
Herman Blume
Max Fischer
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View Quote I saved Latin. What did you ever do?

View Quote Rosemary Cross: Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me?
Max Fischer: It crossed my mind that you might consider that a possibility, yeah.

View Quote Mmm, I'm a little bit lonely these days

View Quote Max Fischer: I don't give a shit about the barracudas, **** it! I'm building it anyway.

View Quote Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks. That's all anyone really cares about.

View Quote Max Fischer: So you were in Vietnam?
Herman Blume: Yeah.
Max Fischer: Were you in the shit?
Herman Blume: Yeah, I was in the shit.

View Quote Herman Blume: Why did you ask me to come here?
Max Fischer: Oh, I was going to drop that tree on you.
Herman Blume: That big one?
Max Fischer: Yeah.
Herman Blume: It would've flattened me like a pancake.

View Quote Rosemary Cross: Do you think we're going to have sex?
Max Fischer: That's a kinda cheap way to put it.
Rosemary Cross: Not if you've ever ****ed before, it isn't.

View Quote Max Fischer: Your mind's as warped as your ear, Magnus.
Magnus Buchan: Don't get nasty, brother.

View Quote Well, tell that stupid mick he just made my list of things to do today.

View Quote [Describing Max to the police] 112 pounds. Black hair. Glasses... Oval face.

View Quote Rosemary Cross: That's none of your business.
Max Fischer: I know it's not, but I just got hit by a car and I'm feeling a little confused.

View Quote Rosemary Cross: How did I hurt your feelings?
Max Fischer: Oh, my God! I wrote a hit play! [pause] And I'm in love with you.

View Quote Rosemary Cross: [tending a wound on Max's forehead] Is this fake blood?
Max Fischer: Yes, it is.

View Quote [Introducing his play "Heaven and Hell"] Also, you'll find a pair of safety glasses and some earplugs under your seats. Please feel free to use them.