I'm sorry, kid. Go home, or I'll call the Mother.
Johnny
Tommy Wiseau · 23 quotes
Lisa
Juliette Danielle · 18 quotes
Mark
Greg Sestero · 13 quotes
Denny
Philip Haldiman · 8 quotes
Claudette
Carolyn Minnott · 4 quotes
Chris R.
Dan Janjigian · 3 quotes
Derek
3 quotes
Peter
Kyle Vogt · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Johnny & Lisa (6), Johnny & Mark (3), Johnny & Denny (2)
The Room quotes
Page 1 of 4Five minutes? You want five **** minutes, Denny? You know what? [pulls out gun] I haven’t got FIVE **** MINUTES!
Chris R, calm down.
Steven I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waitin' for it to go off!
YOU'RE NOT MY **** A MOTHER!!
Oh! That jerk, Harold! He wants me to give him a share of my house. That house belongs to me! He has no right! I’m not giving him a penny! Who does he think he is?
He's your brother.
He is always bugging me about my house. Fifteen years ago, we agreed that house belongs to me. Now the value of the house is going up and he’s seeing dollar signs. Everything goes wrong at once. Nobody wants to help me, and I’m dying.
You're not dying, mom.
I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer.
Look, don't worry about it. Everything will be fine.
So what sort of movie are we gonna see?
Well, we'll see... Denny, don't plan too much. It may not come out right.
I don't wanna hurt you, Johnny.
It's okay.
Denny, do you have something else to do?
I just like to watch you guys.
Oh, Denny, Denny, Denny boy!
Denny, two is great, but three's a crowd. Ha ha ha.
I get it. You guys wanna be alone.
That's the idea.
Fine. I have homework anyway. Bye, love birds.
Bye, Denny.
Bye, Denny.
The bank saves money and they are using me, and I am the fool.
I still love you.
You're the only one who does.
Did you get your promotion?
Nah.
You didn't get it, did you?
That son-of-a-bitch told me I will get it within three months. I saved them bundles. They're crazy. I don't think I'll ever get it. They betrayed me, they didn't keep their promise, they tricked me, and I don't care anymore.
Do you want me to order a pizza?
Whatever, I don't care.
I already ordered a pizza.
You think about everything. [laughs]
He didn't get his promotion. And he got drunk last night... and he hit me.
Johnny doesn't drink! What are you talking about?
You can come out now, Johnny. She's gone.
In a few minutes, bitch.
Who are you calling a bitch?!
You and your stupid mother.
How was work today?
Oh pretty good. We got a new client... at the bank. We make a lot of money.
What client?
I cannot tell you, it's confidential.
Oh come on. Why not?
No, I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?