Mark You don't understand anything, man. Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!
Played by Greg Sestero 
The Room (2003) · 58 quotes
The Room (2003) · 58 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in The Room (2003): in 13 of its 58 quotes
Most scenes with: Johnny (3), Lisa (2)
Oh man, I just can't figure women out. Sometimes they're just too smart. Sometimes they're flat-out stupid. Other times they're just evil.
More lines from Mark
8 quotes Mark Mark As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth! That's a promise.
Mark Do you think girls like to cheat like guys do?
Mark The candles, the music, the sexy dress. I mean, what's going on here?
Mark Yeah, I'm thinking of moving to a bigger place, man. I'm making some good money.
Mark Wake up, man, what planet are you on?
Mark I'm not a freaks.
Mark Man. Serial killers are very strange these days. (Songify the Room Special)
Scenes with Mark
4 scenes Mark Wow. So, uh, you gonna be ready?
How do you mean that? I'm always ready... for you.
Mark I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it… beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.
Hahaha. What a story, Mark!
Mark Yeah, you can say that again.
Mark How was work today?
Oh pretty good. We got a new client... at the bank. We make a lot of money.
Mark What client?
I cannot tell you, it's confidential.
Mark Oh come on. Why not?
No, I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?
Mark If you keep your girl satisfied, she wouldn't have come to me!
Get out of my house. [attacks Mark] I'll kill you! I'll break every bone in your body! [gets stopped by party attendants]
STOP IT!
I'll call the Mom.
I'll kill you, you bastard!
Mark You couldn't kill me if you tried...
You betrayed me! You're not good, you... you're just a chicken! Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep! [Mark attacks him again]
Hey, it's okay, Johnny, it's okay. I'm not gonna hurt you.
