Johnny You are lying! I never hit you! YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!
Played by Tommy Wiseau 
The Room (2003) · 58 quotes
The Room (2003) · 58 quotes
Most-quoted character in The Room (2003): in 23 of its 58 quotes
Most scenes with: Lisa (6), Mark (3), Denny (2)
I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! [throws the bottle on the ground in anger] I did not! Oh hi, Mark.
More lines from Johnny
13 quotes Johnny Johnny [on his job at the bank]
They betray me, they didn't keep their promise, they trick me, and I don't care anymore.
Johnny Everybody betray me! I fed up with this world.
Johnny [to Mark]
I'm so happy I have you as my best friend, and I love Lisa so much.
Johnny [to Lisa]
Do you understand life?! Do you?!
Johnny Get out, get out, get out of my life!
Johnny Why, Lisa, why? Please talk to me! Pleeease! You are part of my life! You are everything! I cannot go on without you, Lisa!
Johnny You can love someone deep inside your heart, and there is nothing wrong with it. If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live.
Johnny You know what they say, "Love is blind!"
Johnny I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you, darling! [laughing]
Johnny Thank you honey, this is a beautiful party. You invited all of my friends! Good thinking!
Johnny God...forgive me. [kills himself]
Johnny Don’t touch me, mother****er!
Scenes with Johnny
9 scenes
Do you want me to order a pizza?
Johnny Whatever, I don't care.
I already ordered a pizza.
Johnny You think about everything. [laughs]
Johnny Denny, do you have something else to do?
I just like to watch you guys.
Oh, Denny, Denny, Denny boy!
Johnny Denny, two is great, but three's a crowd. Ha ha ha.
I get it. You guys wanna be alone.
Johnny That's the idea.
Fine. I have homework anyway. Bye, love birds.
Johnny Bye, Denny.
Bye, Denny.
You can come out now, Johnny. She's gone.
Johnny In a few minutes, bitch.
Who are you calling a bitch?!
Johnny You and your stupid mother.
I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it… beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.
Johnny Hahaha. What a story, Mark!
Yeah, you can say that again.
Did you get your promotion?
Johnny Nah.
You didn't get it, did you?
Johnny That son-of-a-bitch told me I will get it within three months. I saved them bundles. They're crazy. I don't think I'll ever get it. They betrayed me, they didn't keep their promise, they tricked me, and I don't care anymore.
Johnny The bank saves money and they are using me, and I am the fool.
I still love you.
Johnny You're the only one who does.
How was work today?
Johnny Oh pretty good. We got a new client... at the bank. We make a lot of money.
What client?
Johnny I cannot tell you, it's confidential.
Oh come on. Why not?
Johnny No, I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?
So what sort of movie are we gonna see?
Johnny Well, we'll see... Denny, don't plan too much. It may not come out right.
If you keep your girl satisfied, she wouldn't have come to me!
Johnny Get out of my house. [attacks Mark] I'll kill you! I'll break every bone in your body! [gets stopped by party attendants]
STOP IT!
I'll call the Mom.
Johnny I'll kill you, you bastard!
You couldn't kill me if you tried...
Johnny You betrayed me! You're not good, you... you're just a chicken! Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep! [Mark attacks him again]
Hey, it's okay, Johnny, it's okay. I'm not gonna hurt you.
