Lisa She's a stupid bitch. She wants to control my life. I'm not going to put up with that. I'm going to do what I want to do, and that's it. What do you think I should do?
Played by Juliette Danielle 
The Room (2003) · 58 quotes
The Room (2003) · 58 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in The Room (2003): in 18 of its 58 quotes
Most scenes with: Johnny (6), Mark (2), Claudette (2)
You think you're an angel... You're just like everybody else.
More lines from Lisa
7 quotes Lisa Lisa I just wanted to hear your sexy voice. I keep thinking about your strong hands around my body. It excites me so much.
Lisa I like you very much... Loveeerrr boy.
Lisa Why are you so hysterical?
Lisa You two are acting like children!
Lisa I'm leaving you, Johnny.
Lisa I am not responsible for Johnny. I'm through with that. I'm changing. I have the right, don't I? People are changing all the time.
Scenes with Lisa
10 scenes
Wow. So, uh, you gonna be ready?
Lisa How do you mean that? I'm always ready... for you.
Lisa Do you want me to order a pizza?
Whatever, I don't care.
Lisa I already ordered a pizza.
You think about everything. [laughs]
Denny, do you have something else to do?
I just like to watch you guys.
Lisa Oh, Denny, Denny, Denny boy!
Denny, two is great, but three's a crowd. Ha ha ha.
I get it. You guys wanna be alone.
That's the idea.
Fine. I have homework anyway. Bye, love birds.
Bye, Denny.
Lisa Bye, Denny.
Lisa You can come out now, Johnny. She's gone.
In a few minutes, bitch.
Lisa Who are you calling a bitch?!
You and your stupid mother.
Lisa Did you get your promotion?
Nah.
Lisa You didn't get it, did you?
That son-of-a-bitch told me I will get it within three months. I saved them bundles. They're crazy. I don't think I'll ever get it. They betrayed me, they didn't keep their promise, they tricked me, and I don't care anymore.
The bank saves money and they are using me, and I am the fool.
Lisa I still love you.
You're the only one who does.
Steven When is the baby due?
Lisa There is no baby.
Steven and Michelle What?!
Steven [baffled]
Wha—What are you talking about?!
Lisa I told him that to make it interesting.
Lisa He didn't get his promotion. And he got drunk last night... and he hit me.
Johnny doesn't drink! What are you talking about?
Oh! That jerk, Harold! He wants me to give him a share of my house. That house belongs to me! He has no right! I’m not giving him a penny! Who does he think he is?
Lisa He's your brother.
He is always bugging me about my house. Fifteen years ago, we agreed that house belongs to me. Now the value of the house is going up and he’s seeing dollar signs. Everything goes wrong at once. Nobody wants to help me, and I’m dying.
Lisa You're not dying, mom.
I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer.
Lisa Look, don't worry about it. Everything will be fine.
If you keep your girl satisfied, she wouldn't have come to me!
Get out of my house. [attacks Mark] I'll kill you! I'll break every bone in your body! [gets stopped by party attendants]
Lisa STOP IT!
I'll call the Mom.
I'll kill you, you bastard!
You couldn't kill me if you tried...
You betrayed me! You're not good, you... you're just a chicken! Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep! [Mark attacks him again]
Hey, it's okay, Johnny, it's okay. I'm not gonna hurt you.
