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I got the results of the test back! I definitely have breast cancer.
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I just like to watch you guys.
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I just wanted to hear your sexy voice. I keep thinking about your strong hands around my body. It excites me so much.
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I like you very much... Loveeerrr boy.
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I'm leaving you, Johnny.
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I'm not a freaks.
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I'm sorry, Mother.
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I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you, darling! [laughing]
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Lisa's a sociopath. She can never love anyone.
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Man. Serial killers are very strange these days. (Songify the Room Special)
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Men are assholes. Men and women use and abuse each other all the time, there's nothing wrong with it. Marriage has nothing to do with love.
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Oh man, I just can't figure women out. Sometimes they're just too smart. Sometimes they're flat-out stupid. Other times they're just evil.
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People are people. Sometimes they just can't see their own faults.
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She's a stupid bitch. She wants to control my life. I'm not going to put up with that. I'm going to do what I want to do, and that's it. What do you think I should do?
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Thank you honey, this is a beautiful party. You invited all of my friends! Good thinking!