Crocodiles shed tears when they eat their prey. You have heard of these tears I am sure. But have you seen them?
Jack Colton
Michael Douglas · 14 quotes
Joan Wilder
Kathleen Turner · 12 quotes
Col. Zolo
Manuel Ojeda · 3 quotes
Ralph
Danny DeVito · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Jack Colton & Joan Wilder (10)
Romancing the Stone quotes
Page 2 of 2Goddamn it, I knew I should've listened to my mother. I could've been a cosmetic surgeon, five hundred thou a year, up to my neck in tits and ass.
How will you die, Joan Wilder? Slow, like... a snail? Or fast, like a shooting star?
One hell of a morning has turned into a bitch of a day!
They know nothing. They are peasants. Another bus will come along. There are schedules to be kept, even in Columbia.
What did you do, wake up this morning and say, "Today, I'm going to ruin a man's life"?