The Road to El Dorado quotes
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Tulio
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Hello, is this your rock? Sorry, we were just looking. We're tourists. Tou-rists. We lost our group. May we go now?
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Alright, cards on the table. I want you to come to Spain with me and Miguel. Especially me. Mostly me. Only me. Forget Miguel.
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Tulio: I'm not really sure I trust you.
Chel: Mmm… I'm not really asking you to trust me, am I?
Tulio: Hmm… 'kay.
Chel: Mmm… I'm not really asking you to trust me, am I?
Tulio: Hmm… 'kay.
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[sees that their longboat could collide with Cortez's warship] Holy SHIP!
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You're not a god? You lied to me? How dare you!
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Tulio: Back mortal, before we strike you with a lightning bolt!
Chel: [calmly] Save it for the High Priest, honey, you're gonna need it.
Chel: [calmly] Save it for the High Priest, honey, you're gonna need it.
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Tulio relax. All you have to do is smile, act godly, and follow my lead.
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Tulio: The little voice, remember? Remember the little voice? Well, just for a moment, imagine that you have one. Now, what would it be saying about Chel?
Miguel: Uuuuum... [purrs]
Miguel: Uuuuum... [purrs]
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Not bad for my first commandment, huh?
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You drank the sea water, didn't you?
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[after seeing a skeleton on the beach]
Tulio: All those in favor of getting back in the boat, say aye.
Miguel: Aye!
Tulio: Aye!
[Altivo snorts]
Tulio: All those in favor of getting back in the boat, say aye.
Miguel: Aye!
Tulio: Aye!
[Altivo snorts]
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Here's an order: take the day off!