The Road to El Dorado quotes

59 total quotes

Miguel
Others
Tulio
Tzekel-Kan

View Quote Miguel: We need a miracle.
Tulio: No, we need to cheat!

View Quote [Miguel and Tulio are stranded in the boat, together with Altivo]
Miguel: Tulio, did you ever imagine it would end like this?
Tulio: [Pause] The horse is a surprise.
Miguel: Any... regrets?
Tulio: Besides dying? Yeah. I never... had enough... gold.
Miguel: My regret, besides dying, is... our greatest adventure is over before it began, and no one will even remember us.
Tulio: Well, if it's any consolation, Miguel, you... made my life... an adventure.
Miguel: And if it's any consolation, Tulio, you made my life... rich.

View Quote [While running for their lives, they come to the edge of a roof, quite a distance from the waterfront.]
Miguel: I'll bet we can make that.
Tulio: Two pesetas says we can't.
Miguel: You're on! [They jump of the edge and land in two barrels] You lose.

View Quote Do you wish to have your victims bound to an altar, or would you prefer them free range? And will you be devouring their essence whole, or piece-by-piece?

View Quote Tulio: No? Who are you kidding? You're buying your own con!
Miguel: At least I'm not dating mine!
Tulio: I-- Ooh, low blow.

View Quote I will give you the honor of a quick and painless death. [Grabs a tiny dagger, pauses.] But not with that.

View Quote Well, isn't king kind of a step down from god?

View Quote Tzekel-Kan: The history of the age of the Jaguar will be written in...
Tulio: Ink?
Tzekel-Kan: Blood!

View Quote [While cutting down vines] The trail that we'll blaze... [Vines fall to reveal a rock wall, and Miguel points to the distance to the left] THAT trail that we'll blaze!

View Quote You gave me loaded dice?

View Quote [After Tulio stops the volcano] Don't make me start it up again, 'cause I will.

View Quote Tulio: What's happening here?
Miguel: We're both in barrels. That's the extent of my knowledge.

View Quote Miguel, you know that little voice people have that tells them to quit when they're ahead? You don't have one!

View Quote Tulio: Miguel and Tulio!
Miguel: Tulio and Miguel!
Together: Mighty and powerful gods!
Chel: Hello.
[both squeal]

View Quote Your horse bit me in the butt!