Gaetano Proclo [amazed]
Ronald Reagan?!
Played by Jack Weston 
The Ritz (1976) · 36 quotes
The Ritz (1976) · 36 quotes
Most-quoted character in The Ritz (1976): in 14 of its 36 quotes
Most scenes with: Chris (4), Claude Perkins (2)
Who the hell was that?!
More lines from Gaetano Proclo
3 quotes Gaetano Proclo Gaetano Proclo Do I look like someone who would try to pass a bad check? Yeah? Yeah, of course I do!
Gaetano Proclo Chubby chaser. Hey, that's pretty funny. Unless you happen to be the chubby they're chasing.
Scenes with Gaetano Proclo
10 scenes Proclo How pissed off is he?
On a ten-scale? Ten.
Proclo You're a good man, uh...?
Abe.
Proclo Abe. Abe. I'm gonna have a novena said for you when I get back to Cleveland. What's your last name? Abe what?
Leftkowitz.
Proclo I'll still have a novena said for you when I get back.
You know, I had a novena said for me once. I asked to wake up gorgeous.
So what happened?
Well look at me!
You'll never guess what I made for dinner tonight so I'm just going to have to tell you.
Proclo I beg your pardon?
Proclo My, what unusual pants. They look like cowboy chaps.
Man
[in a gruff voice]
They are cowboy chaps.
Proclo Yeah, I was just thinking they look like cowboy chaps.
Proclo You could catch athlete's foot in a place like this!
Tiger
You're lucky if that's all you catch.
Proclo I know what you are now! You're a chubby chaser!
I know!
Proclo Stop it!
How?
Customer
Crisco.
Proclo What?
Customer
Crisco oil party. Room 419. Pass it on.
Proclo Pass what on?
Customer
Bring Joey.
Proclo Who's Joey?
Customer
You know Joey. Don't bring chuck, you got that?
Proclo Crisco oil party. Room 419. I can bring Joey but not Chuck.
Customer
Check.
Proclo What's the matter with Chuck?
Customer
[whispers something]
Proclo Chuck is definitely out!
Proclo There's something I want to tell you. I'm afraid uh... I'm afraid I'm not uh...
You're not gay?
Proclo No!
Well what are you, a social worker or something?
Strange as it may seem, no one is going to attack you.
Proclo Someone already has!
Eh... beginner's luck.
I am suddenly a woman!
Proclo No you're not, you're someone with a lot of problems!
Make me feel like a real woman!
Proclo That's not my department, that's out of my hands!
