Chris I'm going straight.
Played by F. Murray Abraham 
The Ritz (1976) · 36 quotes
The Ritz (1976) · 36 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in The Ritz (1976): in 9 of its 36 quotes
Most scenes with: Gaetano Proclo (4), Abe (3)
It's like some strange heterosexual gypsy curse was put on this place!
More lines from Chris
2 quotes Chris Chris There will be an orgy beginning in room 340 in exactly 4 minutes! Orgy in 340, 4 minutes!
Scenes with Chris
6 scenes
How pissed off is he?
Chris On a ten-scale? Ten.
You're a good man, uh...?
Abe.
Abe. Abe. I'm gonna have a novena said for you when I get back to Cleveland. What's your last name? Abe what?
Leftkowitz.
I'll still have a novena said for you when I get back.
Chris You know, I had a novena said for me once. I asked to wake up gorgeous.
So what happened?
Chris Well look at me!
Chris Abe, how is that gorgeous son of yours?
You're too late, he's getting married.
Chris That's terrific! You give him my love, will you?
Sure thing.
Chris Does he need someone to practice with?
He's been practicing already, that's why he has to get married.
Chris Well compared to me, Abe, she would have to be an amateur.
People like you think the whole world is ****.
Chris It's lucky for people like you it is!
There's something I want to tell you. I'm afraid uh... I'm afraid I'm not uh...
Chris You're not gay?
No!
Chris Well what are you, a social worker or something?
Chris Strange as it may seem, no one is going to attack you.
Someone already has!
Chris Eh... beginner's luck.
