Claude Perkins
If you're not down in my room in five minutes, then I'm gonna come up here and break your knees!
Played by Paul B. Price 
The Ritz (1976) · 36 quotes
The Ritz (1976) · 36 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in The Ritz (1976): in 7 of its 36 quotes
Most scenes with: Gaetano Proclo (2)
Jelly roll, baby! You're my jelly roll man!
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I thought you sworn off this place.
Claude
I thought I had too.
You got homesick for us, right?
Claude
Well I didn't have much choice, I've been barred from the Appenium.
Come on, nobody gets barred from the Appenium. How'd you manage that?
Claude
Well, there was this man there.
A fat man, right?
Claude
Fat? He was the magic mountain! He drove me into one of my frenzies. I went berserk and kicked his door open, so they threw me out and told me never to come back again. I was willing to pay for it, I just wanted to talk to him, you know how I am.
Claude
You'll never guess what I made for dinner tonight so I'm just going to have to tell you.
I beg your pardon?
I know what you are now! You're a chubby chaser!
Claude
I know!
Stop it!
Claude
How?
Excuse me.
Claude
I'm resting.
May I come in?
Claude
No no, I said I'm resting.
I'm looking for something
Claude
I told you, I'm resting.
That's okay, I just...
Claude
Hey hey, what do you need? A brick wall to fall on your head?! Resting! It's a euphemism for not interested, skinny!
Claude
You could use a good psychiatrist, mister!
What did you call me?!
Claude
I haven't seen such tacky drag since the Princeton Varsity show!
Tacky drag?!
Claude
30 years ago, sonny boy!
