Max Kellerman [to the Houseman family]
This Danish is pure protein.
Played by Jack Weston 
Dirty Dancing (1987) · 44 quotes
Dirty Dancing (1987) · 44 quotes
Tied for 9th most-quoted character in Dirty Dancing (1987): in 3 of its 44 quotes
Most scenes with: Jake Houseman (2), Marjorie Houseman (2)
Scenes with Max Kellerman
3 scenes Max Kellerman Max Kellerman Well, Doc, after all these years, I finally got you up on my mountain.
So how's the blood pressure, Max?
Max Kellerman I want you girls to know that if it wasn't for this man, I would be standing here dead. Billy, get the bags.
Right away, Doc. Right away.
Max Kellerman I got the best cabin for you and your beautiful girls. There's a merengue class in the gazebo in the next few minutes. The greatest teacher, used to be a Rockette.
It's his first real vacation in six years, Max. Take it easy.
Max Kellerman Three weeks here, it'll feel like a year.
Look at all this leftover food. Are there still starving children in Europe?
Try Southeast Asia, Ma.
Right.
Robbie, Baby wants to send her leftover pot roast to Southeast Asia, so anything you don't finish, you wrap up. Max, our Baby's going to change the world.
Max Kellerman [to Lisa]
And what are you going to do, missy?
Oh, Lisa's gonna decorate it.
I think she already does.
Max Kellerman Doc, I want you to meet somebody, my grandson, Neil. Goes to the Cornell School of Hotel Management.
Baby's starting Mount Holyoke in the fall.
Oh, great.
