Robbie Gould You think you can keep that straight, Johnny? What you can and can't lay your hands on.
Just put your pickle on everybody's place, college boy, and leave the hard stuff to me.
Played by Max Cantor 
Dirty Dancing (1987) · 44 quotes
Dirty Dancing (1987) · 44 quotes
8th most-quoted character in Dirty Dancing (1987): in 4 of its 44 quotes
Most scenes with: Frances "Baby" Houseman (2), Jake Houseman (2)
Scenes with Robbie Gould
4 scenes Robbie Gould Robbie Gould Just where do you get off telling me what's right?
You can't just leave her, I mean.
Robbie Gould I didn't spend all summer long toasting bagels just to bail out some little chick who probably balled every guy in the place.
Robbie Gould [Baby is pouring water into glasses for Robbie]
A little precision please, Baby... Some people count and some people don't. [brings out a copy of The Fountainhead from his pocket] Read it. I think it's a book you'll enjoy, but make sure you return it. I have notes in the margin.
You make me sick. Stay away from me, stay away from sister or I'll have you fired. [pours the jug of water on Robbie's crotch]
Look at all this leftover food. Are there still starving children in Europe?
Try Southeast Asia, Ma.
Right.
Robbie, Baby wants to send her leftover pot roast to Southeast Asia, so anything you don't finish, you wrap up. Max, our Baby's going to change the world.
Oh, Lisa's gonna decorate it.
Robbie Gould I think she already does.
Doc, I want you to meet somebody, my grandson, Neil. Goes to the Cornell School of Hotel Management.
Baby's starting Mount Holyoke in the fall.
Oh, great.
Robbie Gould And I wanted to thank you for your help with the Penny situation. I guess we've all got into messes like these.
What?
Robbie Gould I thought Baby told you. Look, I'm not sure. I mean, Penny said so, but you know with girls like that. They're liable to pin it on any guy around.
[Jake quickly takes the envelope away from Robbie]
