A scene from The Return of the Pink Panther 1975
Inspector Clouseau

[answering the phone]

This is Monsieur Gadbois - who is this speaking?

Chief Inspector Dreyfus

Don't you know? Hmmm? Hmmm? Can't you guess? I'll give you a clue - this is the man who hates you. This is the man who more than anything else in the world would like to see you dead and buried!

Inspector Clouseau

...are you the headwaiter that works in the little bistro on the Rue de Bazaar?

Chief Inspector Dreyfus

No, this is Chief Inspector Dreyfus! Idiot!

Inspector Clouseau

You understand that anyone could ask for Monsieur Guy Gadbois and say that they were Chief Inspector Dreyfus. What is your code-name?

Chief Inspector Dreyfus

Code-name... CODE-NAME?! I've never had a code-name, lunatic!

Inspector Clouseau

Only the real Inspector Dreyfus would know that he did not have a code-name.

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