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Inspector Clouseau: [answering the phone] This is Monsieur Gadbois - who is this speaking?
Chief Inspector Dreyfus: Don't you know? Hmmm? Hmmm? Can't you guess? I'll give you a clue - this is the man who hates you. This is the man who more than anything else in the world would like to see you dead and buried!
Inspector Clouseau: ...are you the headwaiter that works in the little bistro on the Rue de Bazaar?
Chief Inspector Dreyfus: No, this is Chief Inspector Dreyfus! Idiot!
Inspector Clouseau: You understand that anyone could ask for Monsieur Guy Gadbois and say that they were Chief Inspector Dreyfus. What is your code-name?
Chief Inspector Dreyfus: Code-name... CODE-NAME?! I've never had a code-name, lunatic!
Inspector Clouseau: Only the real Inspector Dreyfus would know that he did not have a code-name.


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