Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Don't you know? Hmmm? Hmmm? Can't you guess? I'll give you a clue - this is the man who hates you. This is the man who more than anything else in the world would like to see you dead and buried!
Inspector Clouseau
...are you the headwaiter that works in the little bistro on the Rue de Bazaar?
Chief Inspector Dreyfus
No, this is Chief Inspector Dreyfus! Idiot!
Inspector Clouseau
You understand that anyone could ask for Monsieur Guy Gadbois and say that they were Chief Inspector Dreyfus. What is your code-name?
Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Code-name... CODE-NAME?! I've never had a code-name, lunatic!
Inspector Clouseau
Only the real Inspector Dreyfus would know that he did not have a code-name.

