Inspector Clouseau You fool! You raving Oriental idiot! There is a time and a place for everything, Cato! ...and this is it!! Inspector Clouseau I see you are familiar with the falling-down-on-the-floor ploy. Inspector Clouseau Valet, this is Inspector Clouseau. Please send up my... well, please send down my brown suit immediately. As quick as you can. Quicker, please!