“I tell you, infamous powers are at work! The instant you assign me to...” – Inspector Clouseau, The Return of the Pink Panther ... Movie Quotes Database

Inspector Clouseau

I tell you, infamous powers are at work! The instant you assign me to a case, the Underworld hears about it and I am set upon! ... It is amazing that I am still alive.
Chief Inspector Dreyfus [stifling a giggle]: "Amazing" is not the word.

Inspector Clouseau

Do I detect something in your voice that says I am in disfavor with you?

Chief Inspector Dreyfus

YES! I wish you were DEAD!

Inspector Clouseau

Well, of course, you are entitled to your opinion.

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